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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WON’T BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEY’RE TRYING TO GET WITH

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No one loves Harry Potter more than ABC family

tit-sprinkles:

browneyedandfearless:

It’s Christmas??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s the Fourth of July??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s Easter??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s Memorial Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s President’s Day??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s November??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s pretty hot in Rhode Island this week??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!!

It’s the end of the week??? HARRY POTTER WEEKEND!!! 

Deadass !

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
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